Please universe, I want this job at the dance store. Assistant manager position, guaranteed 40 hours, starts at $12, option to start teaching again come the new season. Seriously, this is like a dream come true for me and I didn’t even realize it until I saw the job posting. Don’t play some cruel joke on me. I need this.
"Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to go on an overnight drunk, and in 10 days I’m going to set out to find the shark that ate my friend and destroy it. Anyone who wants to join me is more than welcome." - The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)